Be The Main Actor, Jack!

God wants to make a movie with an ending like this.

Jack: I'll help you to forget me, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: There's no need for that, Jack. I don't want to forget you for the rest of my life. You'll always have a very special place in my heart and Jack, I hope you won't ever forget me too.

Of course, this is not a normal movie. This is reality. A documentary. So it doesn't have to end in hugs and kisses.

Jack: Nonsense! Guys that you'll meet will also have a special place in your heart eventually...
Elizabeth: Yeah, but...
Jack: ...and don't say that as if you will come back to me in the end? I don't wanna be someone whom you can put on hold just so that you can check out all the other guys around the world. I've been in that position before and thank you God for making so very patient. I just hope God and I can do it again... with you now.

That was somewhat negative. By now, we'll know that Jack won't be starring in the next movie. So lets try a positive Jack shall we?

Elizabeth: ...and Jack, I hope you won't ever forget me too.
Jack: Hey, hey, hey... If you found yourself the right one, don't worry because I'll still be there for you and yes, I'll never forget you.

Oh and of course no one can ever be as nice as Jack. He's just keeping it in like most of us guys do. Why don't we activate the translation program?

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Jack: If you found yourself the right one, don't worry because I'll still be there for you and yes, I'll never forget you.

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Jack: Crawl back to me in the end okay?

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What If (Part 4)

Scene: At the Parliament
Chairman/Judge (CJ): I give up! So who's next?
Assistant (As): The Minister for Education (MFE)!
MFE enters the Parliament wearing a graduation day outfit.
CJ: Oei! What you think this is, graduation day is it?
MFE: I think we should all be proud of our educational background.
Opposition (Op) stands up.
Op: You look like Batman with a flat head!
MFE ignores and continues.
MFE: I also think that we can save the tax payers money if we close all schools and let children study at home through computers.
CJ: Excellent idea!
MFE: Heh! Heh! Thank you sir.
CJ: BY the way, since we're closing all the schools, we won't need a Minister for Education...
Op: Not so bad what. Maybe you can try for a role in Batman or Phantom of the Paradise.
CJ and Op smile.
MFE: But, but... but...
MFE starts crying away.
CJ: I always thought he was a bit crazy. So who do we have next? Oh no... It's the Minister for The Arts.........