What If (Part 1)

In this post, I'd like you to imagine what things would be like if parliament proceedings were conducted in a more casual atmosphere. Proceedings could be conducted in Singlish and what if all the members were required to make their speeches more entertaining? Well exercise your creativity and I'll give an idea. Here goes...

Scene: At the Parliament
Chairperson/Judge (CJ): And now the Minister for Transport will present his proposal.
Minister for Transport (MFT) enters the parliament with a Harley Davidson Motorcycle.
MFT: Not bad ah! Impressive or not?
CJ: Oei! What you think this is? Beach party is it?
MFT: Aiyah! Relax lah! With the rise in C.O.E. prices even I can't afford to buy a car. So I decided to invest in a motorcycle.
Opposition (Op) stands up.
Op: Do you know that motorcycle C.O.E. also very expensive?
CJ and the other members (Mems) look at Op.
CJ: You ah, every time like to spoil the fun.
Mems: Can you stop complaining or not?
Mems: Yah, yah, sit down lah!
MFT: After I started riding motorcycles, I realised how dangerous our roads are for motorcyclists, so I'm proposing that we increase the C.O.E. for cars by 100%.
Mems: Oei, oei! No, no!
CJ: You gila or what?
MFT: This will stop people from buying cars and then the streets will be safe for motorcyclist.
Mems start whispering.
Mems: Looks like he spent too much time under the sun.
Mems: Yah, looks like one of his screws is loose. Heh heh!
CJ: Aye, you two can stop talking or not?
Mems: Sorry lah, just trying to stay awake by telling jokes.
CJ: Yah, I notice some of the back benchers are already in dreamland. Must tell the TV cameraman not to focus on these sleeping beauties. What will the public think? Okay, now the Minister for Environment will be presenting his budget.........