A Family Picnic

Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with plants, and blankets to crawl on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the sexy plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual.

My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your condom," but he didn't listen.

However, my nephew Jeff's smooth pen, which Jeff always kisses to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting sixty-nine children that were humping on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.



I like this manicdote.