Bengsters' Paradise

I used to dislike Ah Bengs you know. They're just so different from the average. Their not ashamed of how they bring out themselves in public. Something which Sir Stamford Raffles would be ashamed off really. I'm mean look at their gatsby-dyed hairs, '60s fashion and daring programmes. Trendsetters, slow ones, fight club, fast ones. I just so wanna be away from them before I get one of them to say, "Stare what stare?"

One day, I was having a conversation with my friend on the phone and I didn't realise that I started a sentence with 'eezeet'? I looked into the mirror and accidentally said, "Really meh? Like I don't have a kiasu spirit inside of me like that... Please lor." Man, it's starting to come out. If you think about it, apart from those spiky neon hairs, Ah Bengs were the first to embrace handphones when those innovative gadgets were, haha, brick-like water bottles. (I used to have one when I was in primary school) They are one of the symbols of singapore and we should be proud of them because they have attitude. They dare to be different. Respect...

GONG SI MI? ANIWAES, WAT U TINK AH?